just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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