ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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