You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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