But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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