Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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