I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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