question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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