If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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