Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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