I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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