Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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