How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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