Pappa wants mamma naked
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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