I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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