Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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