Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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