Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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