oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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