ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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