I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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