My first STD was from a foam party
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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