Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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