I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Hippo gnu deer
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I would ride that face into the sunset
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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