if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
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Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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