official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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