he looks like a really good dad on facebook
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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