He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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