What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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