I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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