After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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