shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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