I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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