Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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