she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not