Having a random hookup so left but love u
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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