erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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