Cold hands, warm shart.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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