How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
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Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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