The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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