I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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