Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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