Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
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Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
we're so committed to being not committed
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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