It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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