I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize