You're a womanizer and a bitch.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
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he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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