Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
No subtext here. People are naked.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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