I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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