You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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