She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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