Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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