I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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