Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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