Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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