we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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