her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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