i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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